Posted 5 days ago

tequilafemina:

A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”

My boss is still crying.

Posted 5 days ago

meladoodle:

kinda weird that u were naked for 9 months in ur mums womb and she probably showed everyone the scans like thats pretty much like leaking ur nudes

(Source: meladoodle)

Posted 5 days ago

analish:

texting my grandma :)

Posted 5 days ago

untexting:

some people’s selfie game is so strong that makes me feel uncomfortable

Posted 5 days ago

abomasnow:

hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

Artwork of Stefan Sagmeister.

Artwork of Stefan Sagmeister.

(Source: demonskin)

Posted 2 weeks ago

trekkiee:

mcroosa:

Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN FROM CATS EVER

(Source: catleecious)

Posted 3 weeks ago

floridasunshineee:

the best line ever

(Source: scream)

Posted 3 weeks ago

kurosunanomei:

arseniks:

when you finish a drawing and you like it 

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I will never not reblog this.